1. Please keep it civil
  2. Lets try to keep AI generated stuff to a minimum
  3. If you want to reply to a comment please also make ot rhyme.

Everything always get so serious. Thought this could be a fun experiment to discuss a serious issue in a non-serious way.

  • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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    To me the right has become mostly a meme

    Blocking political process is now the main theme

    The SCOTUS taking bribes left and right

    Gerrymandering going on day and night

    Most democrats have the appeal of The Simpsons’ Flanders

    He’s getting pretty old but I like Bernie Sanders

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    The rich get richer / The poor get poorer / When our time comes / No guilt for the horror

    or maybe

    The planet is burning / We die of starvation / Abolish the wealthy / And claim our salvation

    or maybe

    One, two, buckle my shoe / Three, four, overthrow the 1% and bring about a socialist utopia, etc

  • techwooded@lemmy.ca
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    Capitalism has become such a bore Wish waged labor existed no more I’d rather pay taxes Take billionaires assets And distribute some wealth to the poor

  • Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.ml
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    Anarchism is the way, workers only you should pay.

    The rich and wealthy we should eat, nutrition shouldn’t be sourced from meat.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I really don't care
    It's neither here nor there
    I live alone in the woods
    My biggest worry is bear
    And his economic stance on my foods
    
  • Big P@feddit.uk
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    Roses are red Violets are blue The worlds gonna end Before I turn 52

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    I always watch sadly
    Those giving their vote
    To people who’d gladly
    Cut open their throat.

    They follow their hate,
    They don’t spot the lies.
    Rich man owns the state,
    Rich man’s gaining weight,
    The poor one just dies.

    Edit: changed a line

  • qwamqwamqwam@sh.itjust.works
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    I originally wrote this for !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works but it works pretty good for me too:

    NATO Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?

    NATO Astronaut 2: Nope.

    Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to…

    Astronaut 2: Break into a song?

    Astronaut 1: Yep.

    I love the trenches,

    I love the roadside mines,

    I love blown bridges,

    I love when turrets fly.

    I love the whole world

    And all its sights and sounds.

    Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

    I love my plane-fus,

    I love nuke submarines,

    I love logistics,

    I love democracy!

    I love the whole world

    And all its craziness

    Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

    I love dictators

    (I like to watch em hang)

    I love Three Gorges

    I love when things go bang!

    I love the whole world

    It’s such a brilliant place

    Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da (repeating until fade)

  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    People dislike the present

    Yet always vote Blue or Red

    I only vote independent

    And people still blame me for who led

  • 4am@lemm.ee
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    The simple narrative taught in every history class Is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist Don’t you know the world is built with blood? And genocide and exploitation The global network of capital essentially functions To separate the worker from the means of production And the FBI killed Martin Luther King Private property’s inherently theft And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left And every politician, every cop on the street Protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite

    (Bo Burnham - How the World Works)

  • OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works
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    Hypocrisy is rampant, my last nerves are plucked.

    Both parties with grifters. Our system is fucked.

    Mentalities of greed: I got mine, fuck you.

    Just toxic words, the politicians spew.

    No true efforts in fixing our country,

    Their only interests are control and money.

    Our country is in deep need of healing,

    Putting out the emotional flames we are feeling.

    Hoping the people can come together,

    To make our future brighter and better.

  • Send Nudes!@lemm.ee
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    Like tectonic plates, growing apart

    With Xitter and Facebook neatly doing their part

    The legislature doesn’t really care about me

    They get there money and healthcare for free

    Meanwhile, we suffer from this polarization

    Not just the US, but almost every nation

    War, corruption and global warming give me a hopeless feeling

    Almost on a daily basis, reading news leaves me reeling

    Am I just a pessimist or will we really fail?

    Are we watching the apocalypse in slow motion while wagging our tail

  • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Roses are red

    Landlords are poo

    The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry