This guy has never heard of quantum ducks

What about half a duck?

On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.

Now this is science.

Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.

Aren’t you forgetting Goduck’s Incompleteness Theorem?

What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!

The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”

wrong. duck fetus

Makes sense to me

What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?

Platypus?

Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.

Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?

More like law of excluded middle amirite?

There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.