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ZILtoid1991@kbin.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

Web 2.0, and its consequences...

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Web 2.0, and its consequences...

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ZILtoid1991@kbin.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 年前
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  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Web 2.0 or: “Instead of loading all code from the same URL the website now needs a dozen of different scripts from a dozen of different URLs, gives a shit about CSP and only shows a blank page when JS and/or cookies are disabled.”

    • MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
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      Don’t worry, texteditor.com is also available as an app on Windows, macOS and Linux thanks to Electron.

      It only needs 300 megabytes and you can style it with CSS.

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        It also only takes a single gigabyte of RAM per file being edited, Isn’t that fantastic?

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          Oh I love electron

  • mawkler@lemmy.ml
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    I’m not sure which is worse. I mean most desktop programs are just glorified web browsers anyway (i.e Electron)

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      What do you mean, “most?” Electron apps are the vast minority of desktop apps.

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        Electron apps are the vast minority of desktop apps.

        “Not for long!” - Multiplatform programmers

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        They are probably referring to the amount of progressive web apps that are out now.

        • ZILtoid1991@kbin.socialOP
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          As long as you don’t check the task manager.

      • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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        by market share (vscode)

      • Rubennaatje@feddit.nl
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        I mean look at the most used applications these days, discord, Spotify, teams, steam, vscode, slack, etc

        They might not all exactly be electron but theyre all secretly browsers.

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    .exe? 🤮

    • ZILtoid1991@kbin.socialOP
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      Linux doesn’t have a standard file extension for executable files, and that wouldn’t have been good for this meme.

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        You can: ./texteditor, ./bin/texteditor, “texteditor binary”, “(local) texteditor program”.

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        .elf is the closest thing we have.

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          I hate elves. If I see any elves in my computer I’m throwing it in the forge.

          • an angrier terrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            YES BROTHER KILL THE ELVES

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        • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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          Eh, .elf is more for really low level ELF files, so a program would just be named program, a kernel would be named kernel.elf

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    Is web3.0 just https://texteditor.exe?

  • ⚡⚡⚡@feddit.de
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    deleted by creator

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Award me a proprietary Ethereum-based crypto token for editing my text with your tool and I’m sold.

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        Textediting2earn

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          We use users’ text to train LLMs as well, right?

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          God it’s so easy

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      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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    I shamelessly use calculator.net instead of installing a calculator on my system lmao

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      deleted by creator

      • ZILtoid1991@kbin.socialOP
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        Use google to mean “web search” in general!

        Let them loose their trademark over the name google by generalization!

        • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee
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          lose*

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          deleted by creator

      • Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi
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        giggle?

    • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Are you aware how much more electricity your calculation is consuming

    • BoofStroke@lemm.ee
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      bc -l

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        I checked the manual to see what the -l switch does and it says you can choose the math library you want to use? in what cases should I use it?

        • BoofStroke@lemm.ee
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          without -l, default behavior is integer results. Probably not what you want in most calculations.

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    Bruh, I actually prefer the “Web 2.0” solution. That way the god damn editor can’t just start accessing all the shit on my drive.

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      Lol but included in the source for www.texteditor.com is analytics, beacons, etc from Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Twitter, Cloudfare, and a bajillion different ad networks that send the content of your text file to AI models.

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    Harder to get a virus from a website

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      Given that JavaScript stands as one of the most prevalent vectors for infections, I am inclined to disagree.

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