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I don’t take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.

Screw shower thoughts, where’s shitter thoughts!?!

Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.

Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.

Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?

lol

btw