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For parties: just buy more pizza
Also, for me tonight: 1 PORTION = 1 PIZZA
I identify as a family of four.
Likely an attempt to claim there’s fewer calories per slice, even though people will just cut it in quarters instead of fifths.
It’s like that time I only had two drinks – a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka. (oh my god I died for the next two days don’t do what I did)
Can’t get mad at me for having only two drinks!
Not sure why the picture shows up sideways… it was taken vertically.
Most phones just use metadata to tell what way an image is supposed to be rotated and will always take the picture portrait. It was probably removed by the image host
Good to know. 😟 :(
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I uploaded via Memmy… maybe I’ll post a bug report.
It’s not delusion, it’s Digiorno !
People who share a pizza with four others, perhaps?
That’s when you cut it into sixths and take the last piece after “offering” it to everyone else.
if you try cutting an odd number of slices you’re gonna have a bad time
Who the hell cuts pizza?
Fold, eat.Instant calzone… or pizza sandwich
It’s Nestle, they have their child slaves cut it for them.
1/5 is 20% of a pizza. So if you cut it traditionally into eight slices, that would be just over a slice and a half.
So I would cut into 1/16 and eat 3? What a bother.
If you were thoughtful you’d only need three cuts
You could also do 5 cuts and eat two slices… anyways, I ate the whole pizza.
…or you could cut the pizza into 10 pieces (5 cuts across) and 2 pieces count as a portion.
That looks like around 2 slices.
The D’ni.
a family of 5
Dio + Giorno 😅
Oh… eh. Oh well. I know I can edit. But … yeah.
Must be the guys who designed Trivial Pursuit.
