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to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

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I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

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  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    This should be the exception to the “no cruel and unusual punishment” rule

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      Some places have mayo, why no ketchup?

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    https://midwest.social/c/foodcrimes

    • CommunityLinkFixerBot@lemmings.worldB
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      Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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    Oh fuuuuuuck you

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    Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?

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      Don’t know any sushi place in Minneapolis that has ketchup 0/10

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      I think I knew one in 2003

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    I’ve seen this in real life.

    We were having a company dinner at a REALLY fancy place. They were advertisers in our paper. So, the chef had prepared a nice six course meal for the group.

    Some colleagues are definitely more McD’s guests rather than fancy restaurants.

    Three courses in, here comes a steak and gourmet fries to garnish. Colleague goes hog wild, dumps a bunch of fries on his plate and waves over the waitress. “Hey, do you have a bottle of ketchup? For on the steak?” The look she gave him was one of utter shock. “I, uh, wow, uhm… I’ll check”.

    She eventually came back with a bottle, but I was sure the chef would have chased my colleague around with a kitchen knife if he’d heard of the request. That dude was intense.

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      REALLY fancy place

      Steak and fries

      🤨

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        There are “fancy” (and of course expensive) places that specialise in high end cuts of meat - that serve fries as a standard side option.

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    Deserved revenge for the fact that the Japanese put ketchup in spaghetti.

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      Swedish staple dish right here.

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        Looks pretty heave g-good, Sweden…

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          Spaghetti with minced meat sauce and ketchup om nom nom

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    This one does not spark joy.

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      Right you are, Marie Condiment!

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    Thats a take away box. You’re safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.

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    🤢🤢🤢🤮

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    !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

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    This person is going to be on the news some day, sliced in half by a katana-wielding chef.

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    It’s a terrible day to have eyes.

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    Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick

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    also works with pizza restaurants in Italy

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    The verdict is death.

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