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Web_Rand@lemmy.ml to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 years ago

I wish everyone used Linux.

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I wish everyone used Linux.

Web_Rand@lemmy.ml to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • ceiphas@feddit.de
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    3 years ago

    the only available distro is Hannah Montana

    • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 years ago

      No, you’re misunderstanding. There’s supposed to be a downside to a monkey’s paw wish

  • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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    Granted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.

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      Been there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.

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        See this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it’s probably already happened before.

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    Great. They immediately switch over, with no time to port things, and a lot of important things, such as government things, break.

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    Granted. But owning to your obvious wisdom, all their support requests are being routed to your inbox ;-)

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