touché

Dourmet

Bidet

Il Duché

I dont know why but when I first read it I was confused and assumed it was pronounced Deutsche (like in Deutschland)

Seems pretty douchet to me

The words do not even rhyme.

Door shay?

Then why the accent aigüe?

How? Is “ch” pronounced “mt”. What?

Duche’

Take your stuff home in one of their duchébags.