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Cake day: June 1st, 2026

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  • i notice this issue whenever i watch new films–everything looks so sterile and uninviting. culture has taken on this showroom/instagram aesthetic that gestures to class but has no character, taste and doesn’t look like anywhere where anyone would actually live; it’s nowhere where anyone sensible would want to live, at least.

    calling it minimalistic is disrespectful because that word and style aren’t mutually exclusive.




  • how is a pimp different than any other capitalist?

    how come when it comes to the issue of sex everyone all of a sudden takes offense to someone taking a cut off the top?

    aren’t car dealers pimps? aren’t they just car traffickers? isn’t mcdonalds a meat trafficker?

    another question: why are women so feeble that a dude can show up at their door in a fur coat and a fedora and be like ‘you’re gonna fuck random dudes and i’m gonna take all the money’ and they’re like ‘ok.’

    nowhere in culture do we consider this OK behavior so there’s no excuse for it. when men are down and out they suck down steel reserves and live in the park like normal people.

    we need to talk about this.



  • leftists always take the wrong stance on shit like this.

    don’t get me wrong, i think everyone should have access to clean water.

    but, it’s a trope of american culture to call people whiny, entitled pieces of shit–usually the most vulnerable members of society.

    throw it back at them.

    my take on his situation is this: “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.”

    he’s some alpha male, huh. i drank dirty water for years growing up in detroit. grow a pair, bro.







  • arby’s has a bad rap, likely because of internet chatter funded by competitors, but they were the first mainstream franchise to introduce the curly fry to the world. this may seem farfetched, but when those delightful arby’s trademarked curly fries hit the street, you couldn’t just go to the local supermarket and buy a bag of curly fries–it was arby’s or nothing. and we loved those funky, spicy, intricately curled potatoes; we were as red with passion as the color of their always crispy exterior.

    it became a tradition in my friend circle to indulge in this culinary experiment that would soon become one of the norms of american cuisine; we were pioneers as much as laura ingalls wilder was but our place in history has been paved over by applebees locations serving you inferior fries.

    there was an arby’s in my local mall right next to the arcade, and my friend and i would indulge in savory roast beef sandwiches and curly fries, always with a generous amount of horsey sauce for that extra kick you’d only find at arby’s.

    without arby’s training a generation of young men/women to appreciate spice, you wouldn’t have dozens of thai/mexican/halal joints in your area in 2026.

    this is just something to think about–i’m not bragging or making a huge fuss.



  • whereitsat@lemmy.ziptoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThirsty much?
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    men aren’t even allowed to work out together without having their sexuality questioned. god forbid we actually become–gasp–friends with each other! and if that happens, it’s apparently only to concoct right-wing plots and figure out clever ways to harass women.

    meanwhile, a women’s only space is supposedly heaven on earth, even though they’ll all be gossiping and backstabbing each other for no reason.


  • reddit is 100% compromised for all things. all of culture is compromised.

    go on /movies/ and post genuine criticism of the industry and the post will be flooded with dozens of comments with the same canned responses to deflect criticism. it’s been like that for years.

    the tv guide in the 80s and 90s was more scathing that anything you’ll see out of professional journalism these days.


  • i had an exclusive tour of a preserve in the congo because my sister was dating this guy who worked there (she loves BBC for some reason), and i met a few gorillas up close and personal. you’re never gonna believe this one, but one of them (her name was gretchen) shared a peach with me because she was full, and while i was eating it–are you ready?–she wrapped one arm around me in a warm embrace; that soft exterior gave way to a burst of sugary nectar that tasted as sweet as anything out of a factory with 50g of sugar, including coca cola and little debbie.

    but it was the love that made it so sweet.

    i’ve never even felt that kind of unconditional love out of my children; that kind of love that’s sprouted from seeds planted by a hand with a deep understanding of the human condition, with all of its pains and glories; you don’t need the cosmos when you’re so in touch with the ragged soil of earth.

    my son and daughter told me they hate me because i wouldn’t buy them a ps5 and this was after i built a totally modern gaming rig and sprung for the best graphics card and a 4tb SSD that they refuse to fill up all the way because piracy is immoral. but they wanted to play the new persona, and i love them, so i bought them the ps5 and they haven’t changed their attitude. now they want veja sneakers even though the new balance t500 has a sleeker silhouette, a timeless vintage style and costs $100 less.

    i still think of getchen from time to time and how she had a better figure than my wife.