Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken
not the chosen one
i’m a luser baby, so why don’t u pkill me?
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FIRE STEVE HUFFMAN
R.I.P. AARON SWARTZ
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that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?
“Enjoy the next 24 hours”
sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”
not the chosen one@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And this is why I no longer have cable.
44·2 years agoCartoon Network then: cartoons
Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat
do I look like I know what a “JphEg” is?
I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog
not the chosen one@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Were this the ‘good ole times’ they always talk about?
4·3 years agothat was such a great movie, I liked the part when you said “it’s barbin’ time” and totally barbed all over those guys
and all he got was that lousy t-shirt
not the chosen one@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft will let users uninstall Edge, Bing, and disable ads on Windows 11 as it complies with the Digital Markets ActEnglish
47·3 years agoOnly in EU/EEA countries. So us here in
GileadAmerica are SOL at the moment
Discovery of new music is so much easier now with Spotify/YouTube/etc. In the past you had a slim-to-none chance of coming across a band/artist/album outside your local scene, no matter what the genre. Back then you kind of had to be “in the know” for that to happen.
not the chosen one@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What popular quote are you tired of hearing?
1·3 years ago“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.
as long as they have no bones, i’m sold
not the chosen one@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble
5·3 years ago“WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT??!?!?”
Classic.
not the chosen one@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•What are your programming hot takes?
25·3 years agoMATLAB is an okay programming language when used in the right context. It’s intended for scientific applications, so trying to do your standard object oriented programming with it gets weird. I think we forget that some things were made for a specific purpose- you know, a hammer can’t do everything and all that.
you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! /s
not trying to turn this into a contest but…
got out, over 2 years ago





you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?