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That’s when you say, “he told me a joke, but it only works in mandarin.”

Love the tan lines. Tells us he’s normally modest but decided this was the time to show some skin.

I can relate to ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ )_/¯. Pissed off at everything, don’t know what to do about any of it. Seems a pretty appropriate response to things these days.

That only affects the gays. As long as you only have intercourse with your wife and your secretary like a god fearing American you’ll be fine.

Open lemmy link hoping to learn something interesting

Look inside

It’s beans

Then the Aramaic texts were translated into Greek, which were then spread in the Roman empire, until eventually a Roman caesar was converted, who then made it the state religion, which after the empire collapsed the church apparatus that survived used the fact that only the educated elite still spoke Latin as a form of political control, which then caused then cultural perception of Latin to be associated with the arcane and powerful.

So presto chango Latin speaking Satan was born

BREAKING NEWS: Thing that is happening can in fact happen!

I’d imagine milking them would be somewhat more complex though

Wanda has been forewarned. If she’s not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that’s entirely on her.

That is a cat in its ideal state of bobulation

Today only we’re offering the never before released commandments XI and XII, at NO EXTRA COST! Act now before they go back in the ark, FOREVER!

Same here. I read the list and my first reaction was “Hey I don’t even do some of those anymore!”.

I knew Hugh Jackman was a fairly tall dude, but I had no idea he was 11’ 5". I’m surprised more people weren’t upset about the discrepancy tbh.