Kinda hard to throw a guillotine at someone’s face. They’re pretty heavy.

Fitting, because pies in the face is the territory of clowns. 🤡

Giving mixed signals to me. Tail wag suggests he’s nervous; but then he laid in a way that exposes his belly which signals he’s comfortable. 🤷‍♂️

Damn. The final image looks like an actual cat.

Would have been dope if all those AOL CDs could have been re-written. I’d have definitely used them for free storage.

If it came on a physical disc, you could use it as a frisbee. Or a drink coaster.

Mobile game bullshit.

Lotta games on mobile give you a limited amount of time you can play without paying real money for more of some stupid fucking resource you only acquire very rarely for free (typically they give you enough every 24 hours to play 2 or 3 games/do 2 or 3 activities/build 2 or 3 things/etc). Basically if you want to play more than you can with the alotted free resources, you have to pay. Like an arcade machine, but dumber.

I never played games like this, but I do remember playing chess, X-com, and Civilization via email. And MUDs/MUSHs/MOOs.

It could just be the dog’s actual skin color coming through. My chipoo was the same way; after he got a bit older, he started getting darker spots on his skin that I initially thought was bruising. Vet said it was normal.

Is it dry and/or flakey (like a rash) or just discolored?

“Those god damn immigrants took my job!”

“You sold fruit and flowers on the side of the highway?”

Besides the politicians saying “America first” that then gave hella money to Israel?

No you just imagined it.

The unbelievable part is that it runs on Windows 95 and doesn’t crash more often.

Does it spin smoothly? I assume that’s supposed to be a ball bearing.

“Mmm popcorn!”

dies from salt

Maybe it was just luck that her pits are shaved. I mean her “super power” was basically just a Rube Goldeberg machine of happenstance going on around her.

NEET frog.

I don’t mean data already stored on them, I mean their ability to still have data written to them in the first place. There’s really only two things I use them for: Moving print files to my 3D printer (no networking, and direct USB connection is wonky af), or to reinstall an OS. So they don’t get regular use and thus don’t see regular electricity running through 'em.

“3… 2… 1… FIGHT!”

Did they have to be small discs?