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The only logical step after unsolicited dickpics

I feel like most cats I’ve met in my life would have mauled me to death, had I tried that

That sounds like “touching” has a really loose definition. If we go that way, you could say that our bodies are clouds of atoms that never touch one another

Equally useless? More like twice as useless, you mean!

That baffles me too. Being annoyed by an obnoxious ad instantly puts the brand in my naughty, to-boycott list.

Like, if I ever need to use a VPN, guess who I’ll go out of my way to never, ever use? That’s right NordVPN, go fuck yourself! I’ve never used you and I already hate you.

How do people care so little that it’s still a beneficial strategy for brands?

The untold truth is that feelings were reportedly involved. Which obviously cannot be allowed to stand.