Line must go up

Ploo-la-larley? Plarly?
Parlay?
That’s the one!

Why are we always out of rum?

Diabeetus

I also choose this guys wife.

+1 for podcast addict, best app by far

3 Get a government bailout and then walk away with the profits

angryupvote

Same as it ever was. Line must go up.
1- make good product, make money
2 - make product worse/charge for standard features
3 - cripple existing products, force people to buy new version

I mean, we do have president Epstein now so…

Obiden shits in dumps pants every day!

exploiting minors for profit

As has been tradition for as long as there’s been an America, and longer

I’ve heard rumors there’s an unsecured unmonitored usbC port on almost all of them. Completely unrelated: Did you know you can buy USBC power devices that overload any port they’re plugged into and fry whatever device they’re connected to? It’s true they sell them on Amazon! What a fun rabbit hole to get lost in, sorry I’m rambling with my completely unconnected train of thoughts!

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The war on drugs is over, the drugs won

I’m sorry you shot me, Mr Cheney. Please don’t take me hunting again!

What if you’re allergic to citrus? When life gives you lemons, swell up and die

John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed!

Sounds like 1,846

That’s just regular jail