I know this trick!

Someone go blow up the moon.

According to a former Marine buddy of mine: “Deployments are just a bunch of straight guys doing gay shit for months.”

High speed rail? In America? Can I see it?

I don’t need pre-aged, I have those already. I need fresh ones.

$6 for cuts of meat? Ground beef is like $8/lb near me.

Me, after 30 seconds of black screen on my Steam Deck trying to play a game with “unknown” compatibility.

Gasp!

They said they would never forget!!!

I’ve always been into techy hobbies and some of the crafty stuff goes right along. I have a Silhouette machine, a laser cutter, and a couple 3D printers.

Been eyeballing embroidery machines lately, but haven’t pulled the trigger yet.

Make Yuri Great Again!

…wait… It always has been!

Pretty sure I have this for my Atari SE. Double sided floppy (heh), the other side has ladies.

I’d like to throw my entry into the ring

I’m so meta, even this acronym

When Penny Arcade used to do the “We’re Right” awards, I always looked at them for games that I’d missed during the year, and I was never steered wrong.

A new pilotwings would make me think hard about getting a Switch 2.

A new Custom Robo would 100% do it.

One of these days, I’m going to put in the work to sit down and complete Zillion.

I’m probably going to have to retire first…

The inventory robot was doing a little dance trying to get out of the way of me & 2 other people in the grocery store yesterday, and the first thing I thought was “… fuckin’ clanker…”

The Hard R™ was necessary.

Pocket aces was literally the only hand that could have beaten you. The odds were in your favor, I’d have done the same thing.

Trix

And don’t forget, everything is digital now, so that $80 game that you’ve completed in 2 weeks can’t be traded for any secondary value.

😬🤢🤮