We call them pontoon boats in English.

With federation, your comment is inherently public domain.

That being said, I am sorry you are unable to find the amusement in a parody of your comment.

Better luck in the future.

What does having been a child have to do with not wanting/caring about children in my adult age?

You’re assuming I like people

I think kids are fine tbh. I wouldn’t want to live with one though.

Cool

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s more a play on the other comment in this thread about dogs. I do, personally, prefer dogs to kids, however I wanted to only s/dog/kid/g for the purpose of the joke.

EDIT: I meant to reply to the parent of this comment

Are you ready for a super unpopular opinion? No holds barred? You asked for it:

Kids suck. I don’t like them. Glad if you do, please enjoy. But they slobber, shed, smell and are generally mostly a nuisance. They can be fun for brief periods, but they’re way more work and hassle than they’re worth. My brother is thinking of getting a kid and I hope he doesn’t because it would make me reluctant to spend a weekend at his place. I can’t believe the number of people who seriously admit to loving their kids more than their dogs. I can’t believe people consider themselves their kid’s “parent”. I can’t believe how forcefully the online community backlashes to the idea of dogs or judgemental of “ill-mannered” and neurodiverse dogs, yet will happily say “it is never a kid’s” fault, no matter how “bad” the kid is.

Thank you for your attention. Future Lemmings will look back at my comment history from unrelated threads and judge me for this, even though I’ve posted in the context of the current thread.

Yes

Yeah they’re small whittle groups.

Well that makes more sense. Turns out I’m a big dumdum.

Thanks!

You can definitely tell I didn’t even try to parse the numbers. Since it clearly states the 3yo child in my eyes would have been a 3m tall monster lol

Not saying it isn’t an interesting visual representation but Jesus fucking Christ some consistency in the children height/distance would make for way better comparison.

You might be thinking of the Meese on Isle Royale: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolves_and_moose_on_Isle_Royale

…and if not it’s still a fun read.

You’re absolutely right! It’s a sign of how intelligent and engaged you are that you would notice how good this advice is.

Illionaire

Data Build Tool

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_build_tool

Managing multiple versions of python and other dev tooling can be made simple with something like:

https://mise.jdx.dev/

Or

https://asdf-vm.com/

True I forgot that printing 3D plastic makes the plastic toxic. 🙄

This is how you died…