I assume this is more about not having any control over shipping explosives than having the right to repair.

It will absolutely help him in the midterms.

“We’re kicking all the illegals off the ACA that made your healthcare so expensive.”

His voters will believe it

I’m not super confident in my week 4 picks.

I have four years left before I leave the workforce forever. I don’t know if I can make it.

I’d like to nominate myself as the replacement. I’m pretty sure I’m as qualified as any other Trump appointee and I promise to be just as effective as the last guy.

When the greatest thrasher of all time tells you to be respectful, you’d better fucking listen.

Online casinos will never let this happen

The link won’t let me read the article

Ann Arbor is a whore

I have no words

I refuse to believe this is real

As current leader, just know that my condescending nature has intensified

Ohio State looked pretty good today, albeit against a lesser opponent. Hopefully, all the young guys got their nerves taken care of. They’ll need to be on point next week against Texas.

I’ll never understand simping a conference. I’m a Buckeye and my opinion of the rest of the B1G is, “fuck em”

I was born and raised in Ohio. So of course, I’m a Buckeye. We’re playing Ball State and I don’t expect too much trouble.

After my first two picks lost, I assumed I’m an idiot and stopped paying attention. I’m stunned I swept the remaining five.

Just call it… triple D

I truly cannot understand why a fucking mayor gets so much attention. 97.5% of Americans will never feel any effects of his decisions.

HELP!

I’ve been possessed by a demon. The only way to exorcise it is to have women show me their vaginas. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to take.

My middle school history teacher taught us about it back in the early 90s.

He was the type of person who didn’t really give a shit about “approved” curriculum and just gave it to us straight.