

What about shaking hands, or saying “Good morning”? What about doing the Hokey Pokey? Those are all useless, too.


What about shaking hands, or saying “Good morning”? What about doing the Hokey Pokey? Those are all useless, too.


Guys like you are gonna be real popular in the gulag


Answer:
Because they have big fingers


This.
It’s old advice that used to work, and it worked very well.


Step 1:
Hold hands under dryer
Step 2:
Wipe hands on shirt


Unfortunately this is one of those topics that never gets a rational discussion on social media, just a bunch of gut reactions. You’ll need to find your answer elsewhere.
Even to suggest a little contemplation here will get downvoted. Don’t bother. Might as well post “what is capitalism.”


Is that Miss Geist from Clueless?


Ya it was called shazzeasement or something


Apple holding its ground against fascist anti-privacy demands is like the one topic where the anti-Apple brigaders don’t jump in to tell us about how Apple is an evil anti-customer machine.
Edit: Nevermind it turns out I’m wrong.
{posted from my iPhone}


It could cause “mass layoffs across the federal government.”
Oh yeah he wants this bad. It’s a fast track to getting what he wants. Doge not necessary.


Oh snap! Every link is a dead-end that leads to an advertisement. The Jimmy Kimmel show is actually the only one that’s accurate.


I did look before I commented. It seems geared toward getting discounts of some kind.


What is this? Just another streaming service? Or somehow more specialized as an anti-Disney alternative.
History class in the 7th grade, so I was about 13 years d. That was when I learned what it meant, but I’d heard the word a lot before then.