NOOOO, WHAT’S THE SAFE WORD?!

After thorough discussion with Oliver’s PR team, it has been concluded that he is so beautiful his every appearance is a debut.

Hope this clears it up!

My, oh, my. What a nice feature.

I clocked that right after I posted. Knew it was just a matter of time before someone commented this.

Hmmm, strange. It’s working on my side.

Honestly, I’ll take anything over those outsourced call centers at this point. Half of those representatives barely speak English.

“Cave Johnson, we’re done here.”

I don’t usually like to get political, but this isn’t even politics anymore; it’s just common sense.